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New Salt Water Greeting Cards

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You Never Forget Your First - Squirtle Greeting Card

You Never Forget Your First - Squirtle Greeting Card

Every trainer always remembers their first Pokemon, whether it be Bulbasaur, Squirtle or Charmander. If you picked the Water type, Squirtle, then this design is for you, champ in making!

Salty But Sweet Greeting Card

Salty But Sweet Greeting Card

I'm Salty, I'm sweet, what more is there to love? I might be a little sassy sometimes, but Hey, I'm not heartless at least.

Garter Among Lily Pads Greeting Card

Garter Among Lily Pads Greeting Card

This Beautiful Garter Snake Among Lily Pads design is perfect for those nature and snake lovers out there. Artistic and serene, you can almost smell the lilies.

Toadly Calm Greeting Card

Toadly Calm Greeting Card

Everything is tranquil, be as chill as a toad and take it easy from time to time. We've all gotta protect our mental health and well being in these hectic times!

Hydration Is Punk Greeting Card

Hydration Is Punk Greeting Card

You know what's punk? Drinking water and staying hydrated. All the homies hate dehydration.

Drink Water You Hot, Dehydrated Bitch Greeting Card

Drink Water You Hot, Dehydrated Bitch Greeting Card

Drink Water You Hot, Dehydrated Bitch! Inspire yourself and others to stay hydrated with these funny and sassy watered words of encouragement!

Drinking Tea Is Punk Greeting Card

Drinking Tea Is Punk Greeting Card

Coffee is way too overrated. Drinking tea is not only the next best thing but also the punkiest beverage out there. Drinking liquid created by crushed, dead leaves is oh so very punk.

Aye Mist Me With That Bullshit Greeting Card

Aye Mist Me With That Bullshit Greeting Card

Aye, remember to mist your plants. Otherwise, you wouldn't want the homies to be upset with you... and possibly die.

Aye Mist Me With That Bullshit (pink) Greeting Card

Aye Mist Me With That Bullshit (pink) Greeting Card

Aye, remember to mist your plants. Otherwise, you wouldn't want the homies to be upset with you... and possibly die.

Psychedelic Lily Frog Greeting Card

Psychedelic Lily Frog Greeting Card

This is your brain on frogs, kids. This psychedelic frog design is great for people who are fans of trippy art!

Craw Daddy Greeting Card

Craw Daddy Greeting Card

Show the world you're no ordinary crawdad, you're the Craw +.*Daddy*.+ with this funny animal pun design featuring a very striking, sparkling crayfish.

Spurrkling Water Greeting Card

Spurrkling Water Greeting Card

Refreshing, spurrkling water! With flavors like raspurry, fruit paw-nch, and lemeownade!

Spurrkling Water Greeting Card

Spurrkling Water Greeting Card

Refreshing, spurrkling water! With flavors like raspurry, fruit paw-nch, and lemeownade!

Shrimply The Best Greeting Card

Shrimply The Best Greeting Card

Get crazy with this charming crustacean. Let everybody know who is Shrimply The Best!

Silly Goose Studies Greeting Card

Silly Goose Studies Greeting Card

Just a silly goose living their best silly goose life! Show off your love of geese, space, reading, pizza, sleeping, sunshine, and being a honking goose time!

No One Knows What The Duck They're Doing Duck Greeting Card

No One Knows What The Duck They're Doing Duck Greeting Card

Word on the water is, no one actually knows what the duck they're doing. Show that you're doing your best with this, "No One Knows What The Duck They're Doing" life duck!

Trippy Sunflower Shower Greeting Card

Trippy Sunflower Shower Greeting Card

Do you sometimes feel like an anthropomorphic sunflower just trying its best to reach some fresh air, rain and sunlight, only to find that you have to be your own source of light, water, and air and it makes you feel a little trapped? Same dude.

I'm Moist Frog Greeting Card

I'm Moist Frog Greeting Card

Wink wink, ribbit ribbit...Show off your love of frogs and NSFW words with this, "I'm Moist" frisky frog design. Perfect for loving frogs, ponds, amphibians, and dirty jokes.

Protect The Wildlife (Mermaid) Greeting Card

Protect The Wildlife (Mermaid) Greeting Card

Save the oceans, protect the magical wildlife! Show off your love of mermaids, mystical sea creatures and the ocean with this, "Protect The Wildlife" mermaid design, inspired by retro park patch designs. Perfect for loving nature, mermaids, water, the sea and the ocean.

Just Vibin' River Bear Greeting Card

Just Vibin' River Bear Greeting Card

Show the world you're just vibin' like a bear floating in a river with this cute bear in the water design! Perfect for loving bears, animal memes, and chillin'.

River Bear Greeting Card

River Bear Greeting Card

Just a bear in a river vibin'! Show off your love of bears and relaxing with this adorable tribute to the River Bear floating around in the water!

Propagate Me, Daddy Plant Greeting Card

Propagate Me, Daddy Plant Greeting Card

I'm thirsty and want to be watered and propagated, Daddy...show off your kinky plant love with this funny, "Propagate Me, Daddy" sweaty and thirsty, plant design. Perfect for NSFW plant lovers and lovers of all kinds!

Zodiacs Of The Hidden Temple - Aquarius Water-Bearer Greeting Card

Zodiacs Of The Hidden Temple - Aquarius Water-Bearer Greeting Card

You're the team with the deepest, imaginative, and original, air sign! Show off being team Aquarius Water-Bearers in the Zodiacs of the Hidden Temple with this nostalgic tv show inspired design of a water-bearer spilling water!

Zodiacs Of The Hidden Temple - Scorpio Scorpions Greeting Card

Zodiacs Of The Hidden Temple - Scorpio Scorpions Greeting Card

You're the team with the bravest, passionate, and resourceful, water sign! Show off being team Scorpio Scorpions in the Zodiacs of the Hidden Temple with this nostalgic tv show inspired design of a scorpion!

Zodiacs Of The Hidden Temple - Pisces Fish Greeting Card

Zodiacs Of The Hidden Temple - Pisces Fish Greeting Card

You're the team with the wisest, most affectionate, and artistic water sign! Show off being team Pisces Fish in the Zodiacs of the Hidden Temple with this nostalgic tv show inspired design of a pair of fish!

Zodiacs Of The Hidden Temple - Cancer Crab Greeting Card

Zodiacs Of The Hidden Temple - Cancer Crab Greeting Card

You're the team with the most intuitive, sentimental and compassionate water sign! Show off being team Cancer Crabs in the Zodiacs of the Hidden Temple with this nostalgic tv show inspired design of a crab!

What We Do In The Bark Greeting Card

What We Do In The Bark Greeting Card

This immortal creature of the night howls at the moon and drinks toilet water more than blood. Get some spooky vibes going with this funny and cute vampire dog parody!

Otter Lovers Greeting Card

Otter Lovers Greeting Card

These two love eachother like no otter! A perfect gift for your significant otter for valentines day! There's no better way to say "you otter be mine".

Bunny Ear Cactus Greeting Card

Bunny Ear Cactus Greeting Card

Bunny Ear cactus are argueably one of the cutest of the succulent family! they go great with some bear paw succulents. The best part is there's no need for carrots, just some sunshine and water!

Santa Claws Parody Greeting Card

Santa Claws Parody Greeting Card

Santa Claws is comin' to party! Santa is here and he brought the claws! Show off your love for fizzy alcoholic flavored water drinks and santa by gifting this funny and festive holiday greeting card.

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